(Source: harkness-jack)
HAHAHAHAHA!
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
(Source: serski)
don’t watch this if you’re on your period. I am bawling
im crying so hard
I would do this if I wanted to propose
(Source: sighsomemore)
My brain knows how to mess with me.
I only dream when I’m completely exhausted. I dreamt that my boo wasn’t cuddling with me and kept moving away…










